So for those of you who aren't aware, Nick Cage is one of my favorite actors. While he may make stupid, silly movies from time to time, The Cage is still a God. I've seen over 40 of his movies and enjoyed every single one (that includes Wicker Man - that movie is just hilarious). So here are my top ten favorite Nick Cage films, loosely ordered from best to least best.
1. Con Air
2. The Rock
3. Face Off
4. Matchstick Men
5. Adaptation
6. Leaving Las Vegas
7. Weatherman
8. Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
9. Joe
10. Lord of War
Honorable Mentions: Kiss of Death, 8mm, Family Man
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Top Ten Robin Williams Films
In honor of the late great Robin Williams, I am going to share what are my favorite Robin Williams movies. Be it an impressive dramatic performance, a hilariously comical movie, or just for pure nostalgia, these are the films in which I've enjoyed Robin Williams the most. Feel free to share your own list, comment on mine, or anything you'd like to say about Robin Williams.
1. Good Will Hunting
2. Hook
3. Toys
4. Mrs. Doubtfire
5. Jack
6. One Hour Photo
7. Jumanji
8. Patch Adams
9. Dead Poets Society
10. Awakenings
1. Good Will Hunting
2. Hook
3. Toys
4. Mrs. Doubtfire
5. Jack
6. One Hour Photo
7. Jumanji
8. Patch Adams
9. Dead Poets Society
10. Awakenings
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Top Ten Comedic Films
The following are my favorite comedies. I've also included a few of my favorite quotes just for fun.
1. BILLY MADISON
- "Leg" - "Oh, the C is silent" - "You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog"
2. SUPERBAD
- "She said mama's making a pubie salad and she wants Seth's own dressing" - "I got to catch a glimpse of these warlocks" - "And one bottle of spermicidal lube? That's psycho shit"
3. STEALING HARVARD
- "I'm not liquid. I'm not...liquid" - "No skipping any numbers. Or counting in base 8" - "Oh, yeah? Well maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon' for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour." - "Elaine... I like her. I like her a lot, John. But she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch."
4. THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
- "If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground." - "You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face' "..."That's gay?" - "How many pots have you smoked? How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?"
5. FREDDY GOT FINGERED
- "You can put it in your bum bum...put the cheeeese in your bum." - "I want to eat chicken burgers!"
6. 21 JUMP STREET
- "You ready? - Let's make a baby - What? - I don't know, I thought it'd sound cool." - "Tough titty. I fucked her, too." - "If I was born ten years later, I'd be popular - I know, it's bullshit."
7. AMERICAN PIE
- Basically everything Stifler says.
8. ROAD TRIP
- "What else am I going to do, stay here and learn? ...road trip." - "Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it." - "If you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place."
9. SAVING SILVERMAN
- "You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!" - "Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: porno's or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both."
10. LOSER
- "Could you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same time? Nah, don't feel bad. No one can." - "That is a great hat! Did the producers of Fargo have a garage sale?"
1. BILLY MADISON
- "Leg" - "Oh, the C is silent" - "You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog"
2. SUPERBAD
- "She said mama's making a pubie salad and she wants Seth's own dressing" - "I got to catch a glimpse of these warlocks" - "And one bottle of spermicidal lube? That's psycho shit"
3. STEALING HARVARD
- "I'm not liquid. I'm not...liquid" - "No skipping any numbers. Or counting in base 8" - "Oh, yeah? Well maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon' for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour." - "Elaine... I like her. I like her a lot, John. But she's a bitch! She's a dirty, dumb bitch."
4. THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN
- "If I have to hear "Yamo Be There" one more time, I'm going to "Yamo" burn this place to the ground." - "You know how I know you're gay? You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says 'I love it when balls are in my face' "..."That's gay?" - "How many pots have you smoked? How many times have you gone to the bathroom in your life?"
5. FREDDY GOT FINGERED
- "You can put it in your bum bum...put the cheeeese in your bum." - "I want to eat chicken burgers!"
6. 21 JUMP STREET
- "You ready? - Let's make a baby - What? - I don't know, I thought it'd sound cool." - "Tough titty. I fucked her, too." - "If I was born ten years later, I'd be popular - I know, it's bullshit."
7. AMERICAN PIE
- Basically everything Stifler says.
8. ROAD TRIP
- "What else am I going to do, stay here and learn? ...road trip." - "Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it." - "If you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place."
9. SAVING SILVERMAN
- "You've been pinching loaves on the lawn? I play croquet out there!" - "Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: porno's or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both."
10. LOSER
- "Could you maintain a rod and watch Billy Crystal at the same time? Nah, don't feel bad. No one can." - "That is a great hat! Did the producers of Fargo have a garage sale?"
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